Saturday, April 20, 2013

The man hears the woman relaxed moment of _ of expression after being pregnant

The man hears the woman relaxed moment of _ of expression after being pregnant
First kind of expression:Woman: We house take many one.Man: Who comes?Woman: Man: Who?Woman: Fool.Man: Do you have? Haha, I want, make father (wild with joy, take woman in one's arms, turn immediately) .Woman: Careful, ha ha.Man (silly kind of a face) : Oh, Yes, to correctly! Careful of our baby ' Seem to survive more unexpected to one's own sperm) .The above-mentioned plots generally only appear in the film or TV play.Second kind of expression:Lover: I have.One tycoon: Whether Xiao Li often comes recently, to be frank, or else I let you have nothing to eat, NND, do not you know I N left no room for manoeuvre and bred the operation many years ago? (a slap on the face is got rid of over) Third kind of expression:Woman: I have.Man: No? Do not we wear raincoats each time?Woman: No, you drank too much without wearing raincoats with that one of mine in the evening a few days ago.Man: Ah! Why do not you prevent me? Why? Do not you know a very serious like this one? I do not think of marriage, you are so young, want to come into the grave of the marriage so quickly? No way, take away, obedient. I will love you even more! --A faithless Chinese is said.Fourth kind of expression:Under the woman: I have.One leader: Ah? Mine?Under the woman: Whose is not yours but it?One leader: It can't be so, know the influence on causing badly in the harmonious society like this, destroy the construction of spiritual civilization, violate birth control, enable two pieces of breakdown of a family of yours and mine, it is stable and united to be unfavorable to. You are still a comrade with awareness, it don't let down and organize to your cultivation in so much years to give first place to the whole situation. In this way, I let elder sister Li accompany you to the hospital and make the stream of people, for a few days. XX department still lacks a vice section chief, you will go to take up an official post next week. My expectation to you is still very high!Fifth kind of expression:Female; Do I have?Man: What? No, how you can be so careless? How do you return to go to work and sit in the platform? How to meet guests? Are you crazy? Even you can not support me. How to still raise one more? Do you want to starve me? Make you extremely angry, it is easy for me, I? --Man language of a soft meal.Sixth kind of expression:Woman: Do I have?Man: True!Woman: What is to be done? My father will kill me.Man: Afraid of a bird, leaves, goes to your home, I think your father still dare to want 80,000 cash gift now! Hey hey!Seventh kind of expression:Woman: Do I have?Man: Mine? Woman: I don't know. It is probably you, or XX, or XX, or XX, I can not find out either.Man: Depend on, grow and do DNA. - -One pair exceeds couple who opened.Eighth kind of expression:Third-class woman star: I have.One director: Hold, how? Get rid of.Third-class woman star: All right, but the heroine of this film wants me to perform.One director: Improper like this'third-class woman star: Up to you, anyway I have already made a recording on videotape now, has let an entertainment reporter fry, am I obscure too? (pick up the mobile phone) XX the Eight Diagrams newspaper? I have material to explode, are you interested in stories which ones directors and Is have to say'some is directed ' Have robbed the mobile phone) : Is it a heroine? Audition of going tomorrow.Ninth kind of expression:Woman: Do I have'some domestic stars: No, how to live this life, do not you know the treatment that we play soccer is even worse than that of the civilian worker'tenth kind of expression:It is small and secret: Do I have?One boss: No? Can't know for my wife.It is small and secret: What is to be done?One boss: Will go to XX garden to see the building together tomorrow, buys one set, you settle down to stay. Don't worry, so long as you fit one, I will finally take charge of, give your one mother and son name one when being appropriate.11th kind of expression:In the morning, the wife comes to try the pregnant paper holding by the bed: Look.I: What?Wife: Yes.I: Oh, should have early. (continue sleeping) TMD needn't stop drinking at last, we drank several cups to celebrate carefully tonight.
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